Quotes and Quips Winning is not everything. It's the only thing. - Author: Vince Lombardi "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right - Henry Ford Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith A time will come when men will stretch out their eyes. They should see planets like our Earth. - Christopher Wren Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery - Spike Milligan Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time. - Damon Conlan The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce I drink therefore I am - W.C. Fields "Men are born with two eyes, but with one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say". - Charles Caleb Colton "The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies". - Lester Bowles Pearson "If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow the teachings of the new, he would be insane." - Robert Green Ingersoll "Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true". - Julius Caesar "My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it". - Robert Montgomery "It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven". - Josh Billings "You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time". - Abraham Lincoln "A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults." - Louis Nizer "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein "The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot" - Salvador Dali "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night." - Woody Allen "When you are down and out, something always turns up - usually the noses of your friends." - Orson Welles "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw "I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor" - Joan Rivers "I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part". - Shirley MacLaine "Cyling has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world" - Susan Anthony "At fifty everyone has the face they deserve" - George Orwell Next Previous